Damnation
We had a few breathless moments earlier today. We lost track of Mrs. Pottle for about three hours starting around noon.
Thoughts of hell fire and eternal damnation ran rampant through many of the less faithful.
You’ll be happy to know that we are all safe from Satan’s clutches — at least, for now. Turns out that Mrs. Pottle wasn’t snatched up to the Kingdom of the saints. As reported by one of her closest friends, she simply had fallen asleep in front of her TV after a large breakfast of Belgian waffles.
I guess God truly can use anything — including a heavy breakfast and a 70-something’s extended nap — to turn us back to the straight and narrow.
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